POWER TO MADONNA: "MR. SHU, IS HE YOUR SON?"
Kassi had a spazz attack after this scene.
Kassi: WHAT EVEN IS HAIR?
Kassi: IF THIS WAS A LETTER!
Kassi: CAN WE YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT?
Kassi: NO, JUST THIS! THIS!
Kassi: LOOK AT HIS FACE! HE'S LIKE "urpppp!" -makes a whale noise and a duck face-
Kassi: HIS MOUTH IS SHAPED LIKE A WHALE!
-stares vacantly at paused Glee DVD-
Kassi: See? This is where the series ends, they just run credits between them!
Kassi: WHY IS HIS EAR SO SHINY?
Kassi: THEY BOTH HAVE BUTTONS ON THEIR NIPPLES!
Kassi: THEY LIKE SALT AND PEPPER!
Kassi: I love his URPPPP mouth!
Kassi: HIS HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE TEXAS! HE HAS TEXAS FACE! TEXAS BRAIN! TEXAS HEAD!
Kassi: AND HIS IS LIKE NEVADA!
Kassi: TEXAS AND NEVADA! I SHIP IT!
Kassi: You know, I mention you in my livejournal all the time and you don't even read it.
Me: I don't know how to livejournal, okay?! God...